We Were All Thinking It
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when I see how much the shoes I want cost, but then realize they’re on sale
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whenever I see on Facebook that another friend is engaged
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when I’m laughing really hard and accidentally fart and wonder if anyone heard it
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when my mom starts talking about her sex life and I can’t run away
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watching a car accident happen
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when everything becomes a competition after 6 shots
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whenever someone I just met tries to give me advice
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how Miley Cyrus thought her new hair cut would be received
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
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1 hour after I eat pot brownies
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when I try to look cool in front of the guy I like
